Ahh. Mid-October. I love it! It smells like the thought of a cold chill running down your back as you wonder what your next move should be, only to realize that no matter what you do, you can’t win. And tra-la-la-la-de, more apathetic emotions to come later.

I guess it can’t be all that bad though.

I want to apologize to my .. oh.. three readers, for not posting a god damn thing in such a long time. I was going through some pretty rough times at the end of August through now. I can’t deny that it hasn’t gotten any better. There’s so many things going on at the moment that I can hardly think straight enough to write about them all; but, I’ll start and probably won’t finish.

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Everyone’s seen this video, or atleast over 4 million. But I think it’s possibly the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

The girls have hot bodies too.

Nice.

The Bierstick is, oddly enough, a syringe for beer. Why? No one knows.

Astonishingly, it allows the medically-low-in-beer to gulp down 24oz. of beer in 2 seconds flat—which would also probably leave one with a very broken throat in the process, if you’re not used to large amounts of liquid flowing down your throat—and… it’s FDA approved! The most common uses would be for use in swimming pools and lingerie parties.

The Bierstick will set you back a hefty $20, on top of another $500 you would probably need to pay for the hot girls in their white bras and panties required for the proper use of the Bierstick; according to the pictures in the instruction manuals.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve already ordered myself a couple of these. I think it beats the hell out of drinking regular old beer out of a bottle.

Drink BIER!